He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
