i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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