my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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