Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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