Dual....:-)
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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