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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

birth control should be required to get into college

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(905): View more from Ontario

She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up

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(425): View more from Washington

Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?

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(631): View more from New York

Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.

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(562): View more from California

So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.

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