I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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