i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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