I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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