pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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