It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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