I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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