i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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