he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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