id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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