Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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