I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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