his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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