We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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