Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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