i think my mom watched the whole time
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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