What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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