I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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