No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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