Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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