I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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