You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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