bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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