look no pants
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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