idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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