Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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