dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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