i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I see more hoeing in ur future
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