theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
My hand turned me down
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
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awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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