lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i out mim tonsoeep
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