Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
this hospital has no fireball
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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