grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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