You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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