I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think people are normalizing furries
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
