I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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