omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's always time for handjobs
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
