How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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