names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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