she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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