doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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