I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is wine microwaveable?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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