How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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