idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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