I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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