He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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