I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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