I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
its liver damage thursday
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize