Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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