In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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