I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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