Where is the hickey?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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