just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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